Wednesday 28 October 2009

Friday 1st December 1995

BLEUUUURRRRRGGGG!!!!!!

I know I drank today but can't really remember how much or what I did to be honest. I probably daydreamed of lusty, nubile nymphomaniacs with breasts the size of cows udders and an itchy whip. I probably put too much cholesterol in my veins. Bacon and egg sandwiches should be knighted!! The chap who 'discovered' them I mean. Nope on second thought im in the mood for being absurd, arise Sir Bacon & Egg Sandwich.

Pissed to the gills.

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